perf(cli): faster standalone executable determination (#22717)

This was showing up on the flamegraph.

```
14:54 $ hyperfine -S none --warmup 25 '/tmp/deno run /tmp/empty.js' 'target/release/deno run /tmp/empty.js'
Benchmark 1: /tmp/deno run /tmp/empty.js
  Time (mean ± σ):      17.2 ms ±   4.7 ms    [User: 11.2 ms, System: 4.0 ms]
  Range (min … max):    15.1 ms …  72.9 ms    172 runs
 
  Warning: Statistical outliers were detected. Consider re-running this benchmark on a quiet system without any interferences from other programs. It might help to use the '--warmup' or '--prepare' options.
 
Benchmark 2: target/release/deno run /tmp/empty.js
  Time (mean ± σ):      16.7 ms ±   1.1 ms    [User: 11.1 ms, System: 4.0 ms]
  Range (min … max):    15.0 ms …  20.1 ms    189 runs
 
Summary
  'target/release/deno run /tmp/empty.js' ran
    1.03 ± 0.29 times faster than '/tmp/deno run /tmp/empty.js'
✔ ~/Documents/github/deno/deno [faster_extract|…5⚑ 23] 
```

3 files changed, 54 insertions, 41 deletions

diff --git a/cli/main.rs b/cli/main.rs
index 185982117..d4a6846a8 100644
--- a/cli/main.rs
+++ b/cli/main.rs
@@ -322,16 +322,18 @@ pub fn main() {
   // initialize the V8 platform on a parent thread of all threads that will spawn
   // V8 isolates.
 
+  let current_exe_path = current_exe().unwrap();
+  let standalone =
+    standalone::extract_standalone(&current_exe_path, args.clone());
   let future = async move {
-    let current_exe_path = current_exe()?;
-    let standalone_res =
-      match standalone::extract_standalone(&current_exe_path, args.clone())
-        .await
-      {
-        Ok(Some((metadata, eszip))) => standalone::run(eszip, metadata).await,
-        Ok(None) => Ok(()),
-        Err(err) => Err(err),
-      };
+    let standalone_res = match standalone {
+      Ok(Some(future)) => {
+        let (metadata, eszip) = future.await?;
+        standalone::run(eszip, metadata).await
+      }
+      Ok(None) => Ok(()),
+      Err(err) => Err(err),
+    };
     // TODO(bartlomieju): doesn't handle exit code set by the runtime properly
     unwrap_or_exit(standalone_res);
 
diff --git a/cli/mainrt.rs b/cli/mainrt.rs
index 9c7ee3c5c..ae4ea727f 100644
--- a/cli/mainrt.rs
+++ b/cli/mainrt.rs
@@ -69,11 +69,16 @@ fn unwrap_or_exit<T>(result: Result<T, AnyError>) -> T {
 
 fn main() {
   let args: Vec<String> = env::args().collect();
+  let current_exe_path = current_exe().unwrap();
+  let standalone =
+    standalone::extract_standalone(&current_exe_path, args.clone());
   let future = async move {
-    let current_exe_path = current_exe().unwrap();
-    match standalone::extract_standalone(&current_exe_path, args).await {
-      Ok(Some((metadata, eszip))) => standalone::run(eszip, metadata).await,
-      Ok(None) => Err(generic_error("No archive found.")),
+    match standalone {
+      Ok(Some(future)) => {
+        let (metadata, eszip) = future.await?;
+        standalone::run(eszip, metadata).await
+      }
+      Ok(None) => Ok(()),
       Err(err) => Err(err),
     }
   };
diff --git a/cli/standalone/binary.rs b/cli/standalone/binary.rs
index f9d65fdaa..2b334ec46 100644
--- a/cli/standalone/binary.rs
+++ b/cli/standalone/binary.rs
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
 use std::collections::BTreeMap;
 use std::env::current_exe;
 use std::fs;
+use std::future::Future;
 use std::io::Read;
 use std::io::Seek;
 use std::io::SeekFrom;
@@ -236,49 +237,54 @@ pub fn is_standalone_binary(exe_path: &Path) -> bool {
 /// binary by skipping over the trailer width at the end of the file,
 /// then checking for the magic trailer string `d3n0l4nd`. If found,
 /// the bundle is executed. If not, this function exits with `Ok(None)`.
-pub async fn extract_standalone(
+pub fn extract_standalone(
   exe_path: &Path,
   cli_args: Vec<String>,
-) -> Result<Option<(Metadata, eszip::EszipV2)>, AnyError> {
-  let file = std::fs::File::open(exe_path)?;
-
-  let mut bufreader =
-    deno_core::futures::io::BufReader::new(AllowStdIo::new(file));
-
-  let _trailer_pos = bufreader
-    .seek(SeekFrom::End(-(TRAILER_SIZE as i64)))
-    .await?;
+) -> Result<
+  Option<impl Future<Output = Result<(Metadata, eszip::EszipV2), AnyError>>>,
+  AnyError,
+> {
+  // We do the first part sync so it can complete quickly
+  let mut file = std::fs::File::open(exe_path)?;
+  file.seek(SeekFrom::End(-(TRAILER_SIZE as i64)))?;
   let mut trailer = [0; TRAILER_SIZE];
-  bufreader.read_exact(&mut trailer).await?;
+  file.read_exact(&mut trailer)?;
   let trailer = match Trailer::parse(&trailer)? {
     None => return Ok(None),
     Some(trailer) => trailer,
   };
 
-  bufreader.seek(SeekFrom::Start(trailer.eszip_pos)).await?;
+  file.seek(SeekFrom::Start(trailer.eszip_pos))?;
+
+  // If we have an eszip, read it out
+  Ok(Some(async move {
+    let bufreader =
+      deno_core::futures::io::BufReader::new(AllowStdIo::new(file));
 
-  let (eszip, loader) = eszip::EszipV2::parse(bufreader)
-    .await
-    .context("Failed to parse eszip header")?;
+    let (eszip, loader) = eszip::EszipV2::parse(bufreader)
+      .await
+      .context("Failed to parse eszip header")?;
 
-  let mut bufreader = loader.await.context("Failed to parse eszip archive")?;
+    let mut bufreader =
+      loader.await.context("Failed to parse eszip archive")?;
 
-  bufreader
-    .seek(SeekFrom::Start(trailer.metadata_pos))
-    .await?;
+    bufreader
+      .seek(SeekFrom::Start(trailer.metadata_pos))
+      .await?;
 
-  let mut metadata = String::new();
+    let mut metadata = String::new();
 
-  bufreader
-    .take(trailer.metadata_len())
-    .read_to_string(&mut metadata)
-    .await
-    .context("Failed to read metadata from the current executable")?;
+    bufreader
+      .take(trailer.metadata_len())
+      .read_to_string(&mut metadata)
+      .await
+      .context("Failed to read metadata from the current executable")?;
 
-  let mut metadata: Metadata = serde_json::from_str(&metadata).unwrap();
-  metadata.argv.append(&mut cli_args[1..].to_vec());
+    let mut metadata: Metadata = serde_json::from_str(&metadata).unwrap();
+    metadata.argv.append(&mut cli_args[1..].to_vec());
 
-  Ok(Some((metadata, eszip)))
+    Ok((metadata, eszip))
+  }))
 }
 
 const TRAILER_SIZE: usize = std::mem::size_of::<Trailer>() + 8; // 8 bytes for the magic trailer string